Imagine a butterfly talking. Imagine a butterfly gently landing on your shoulder and whispering the Gettysburg Address in your ear
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
OH. MY. GOD.
*BIGGEST FUCKING GIRLIE SCREAM EVER*
Cosmos airs tonight.
Are you ready?
I know I am.
LITERALLY JUST PASSED BATMAN
No one’s above the law
Not even Batman
"talk dirty to me"